Candy Kirby
Okay, sure, so you have a degree in Political Science from Georgetown and you have plenty to say about the U.S. arming militants fighting against the government of President Bashar al-Assad, but the truly important thing is: What does your MANICURE say about you?
To wit:
This manicure warns a potential mugger: “Don’t even TRY to grab my purse or I will shut it down with my arsenal of nail-weapons!”
A subtle way of letting your husband know you will never love him as much as you love Hello Kitty.
This is why you can’t help biting your nails.
“My husband has some, um, ‘quirky’ fetishes. Don’t ask.”
You’re a little, shall we say, fruity. (Ha, haaaa! See what we did there? Ahem)
“This is what happened to my last husband who left the toilet seat up. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.”
