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The 9 Weirdest Purses You’ll See Today


The 9 Weirdest Purses You’ll See Today

#9 – The Boob Purse

Boob Purse

Hey, stop staring at my purse.  My eyes are UP HERE.

#8 – The Spiked Clutch


The PTA gang won’t dare hit you up for 10 dozen brownies again when you’re armed with this weapon, er… bag.

#7 – The Gargantuan Chanel Purse


Finally!  A bag big enough to bring everything in the house INCLUDING the kitchen sink.

#6 – The Clearly Real Fur Bag


Roadkill chic.

#5 – “The Israeli Fish Purse”


Who needs a wallet and lipstick when you’ve got a GOLDFISH?

#4 – The LEGO Handbag


If you have to keep picking them up from the floor, you might as well put them to good use for YOURSELF.

#3 – The Bloody Purse



What your bag may look like after fighting the Black Friday crowds.

#2 – The Louis Vuitton(ish) Chihuahua Bag


This designer’s career is going to the dogs.

#1 – The Cheese Purse


My two favorite things in the world: accessories + cheese.  Now just hand me shoes made out of crackers, and I’ll know I’ve died and gone to heaven.



Candy Kirby is the founder of MotherHumor and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who are the real brains behind this operation.

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