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#9 – The Boob Purse
Hey, stop staring at my purse. My eyes are UP HERE.
#8 – The Spiked Clutch
The PTA gang won’t dare hit you up for 10 dozen brownies again when you’re armed with this weapon, er… bag.
#7 – The Gargantuan Chanel Purse
Finally! A bag big enough to bring everything in the house INCLUDING the kitchen sink.
#6 – The Clearly Real Fur Bag
Roadkill chic.
#5 – “The Israeli Fish Purse”
Who needs a wallet and lipstick when you’ve got a GOLDFISH?
#4 – The LEGO Handbag
If you have to keep picking them up from the floor, you might as well put them to good use for YOURSELF.
#3 – The Bloody Purse
What your bag may look like after fighting the Black Friday crowds.
#2 – The Louis Vuitton(ish) Chihuahua Bag
This designer’s career is going to the dogs.
#1 – The Cheese Purse
My two favorite things in the world: accessories + cheese. Now just hand me shoes made out of crackers, and I’ll know I’ve died and gone to heaven.
