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Check Out Our New Line of Toddler-Inspired Bumper Stickers!

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Check Out Our New Line of Toddler-Inspired Bumper Stickers!


You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was “admiring” such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers celebrating the things my toddler has accomplished?” And then I had another thought: “Oh. Maybe I should concentrate on the road instead of that mini-van’s bumper.”

So here they are: my toddler-inspired bumper sticker concepts, touting my toddler’s achievements (along with other interesting “quirks” and inspiring quotes). I don’t mean to brag, BUT…

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Candy Kirby is the founder of MotherHumor and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who are the real brains behind this operation.

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