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5 Reasons You Should Vote for the Preschooler-Toddler Ticket in 2016

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As potential 2016 presidential candidates have started testing the waters, I thought I would submit my dream ticket for consideration: a preschooler and toddler.  Here’s why they could run the country as well as anyone else:

5.  Four-year-old is already adept at frequently flip-flopping on important domestic issues:

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4.  16-month-old is a pro at spewing a bunch of sh*t:

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3.  Preschooler has iron-clad budget plan:

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2.  Toddler is always up for that “3AM phone call“:

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1.  Even when they’re frustrating us by breaking promises and ignoring popular opinion…

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…At least they’re cute while doing so.

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