Candy Kirby
As potential 2016 presidential candidates have started testing the waters, I thought I would submit my dream ticket for consideration: a preschooler and toddler. Here’s why they could run the country as well as anyone else:
5. Four-year-old is already adept at frequently flip-flopping on important domestic issues:
4. 16-month-old is a pro at spewing a bunch of sh*t:
3. Preschooler has iron-clad budget plan:
2. Toddler is always up for that “3AM phone call“:
1. Even when they’re frustrating us by breaking promises and ignoring popular opinion…
…At least they’re cute while doing so.
