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5 Reasons You Should Vote for the Preschooler-Toddler Ticket in 2016


5 Reasons You Should Vote for the Preschooler-Toddler Ticket in 2016


As potential 2016 presidential candidates have started testing the waters, I thought I would submit my dream ticket for consideration: a preschooler and toddler.  Here’s why they could run the country as well as anyone else:

5.  Four-year-old is already adept at frequently flip-flopping on important domestic issues:



4.  16-month-old is a pro at spewing a bunch of sh*t:


3.  Preschooler has iron-clad budget plan:


2.  Toddler is always up for that “3AM phone call“:


1.  Even when they’re frustrating us by breaking promises and ignoring popular opinion…


…At least they’re cute while doing so.



Candy Kirby is the founder of MotherHumor and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who are the real brains behind this operation.

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