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10 Things I Have Said to Both My Toddler and My Cats

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10 Things I Have Said to Both My Toddler and My Cats

toddler-cat-eating-from-bowlTurns out, being kitty parents all these years really did prepare us for raising babies of the human variety — more so than I ever expected, as I find myself saying the very same things to our Persians and our toddler.  For example…

10.  “Stop licking me.  It feels weird.”

9.  “Sit still!  There’s poop stuck on your butt.”

8.  “Get off that table!”

7.  “It would make me very happy if you wore this hat and let me take a picture.”

6.  “You’re lucky you’re so cute.”

5.  “Ouch.  We need to cut your nails.”

4.  “You have no idea how good your life is.  I wish all I had to do is sleep and eat and play all day.”

3.  “Why won’t you eat your dinner?  I thought you liked chicken!”


1.  “Are you mocking me?”



Candy Kirby is the founder of MotherHumor and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats who are the real brains behind this operation.

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